cocknurse:

*cutely chokes on ur cock*

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ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

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daanhowell:

someone stop this man 

daanhowell:

someone stop this man 

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

Johnny Knoxville (via bl-ossomed)

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frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

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