"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via notleks)

kittenskittensattack:

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

Do drugs off of me then do me

^^^^that sounds perfect omg

(Source: SCEPTRE)

levanna:

undefeatedfighter:

Love Jon Stewart.

Not a Hillary supporter, but this is just pathetic.

(Source: sandandglass, via notleks)

rebelfreakat221b:

bringingthetruthback:

buns-enburner:

I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

(via a-disorderly-disorder)

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

(via cosbyykidd)

cosbyykidd:

grapejellyking:

ghdos:

mroldskoolswag:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

wtf 😐😑

I’ve been laughing at this shit all weekend.

i still dont understand

somebody find me the original link plz